Heavy objects are no match for me!

There’s never a bad time to levitate an anvil.

In other news it is cold and wet and both of my umbrellas caused me suffering and distress. One dragged me into a shrub and promptly blew inside out, broke and had to be humanely binned. The other (possibly in retaliation for the earlier umbrella binning incident) tried to drag me under a bus and then snapped its metal spokes in fury when I avoided said bus. I considered nursing it back to health but I think it’s a gonner.

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